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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he dad faithfully
> served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to
> come near.
>
> "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
>
> "I would really like to see John Howard and Peter Costello before I die."
> whispered the priest.
>
> "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
>
> The nurse sent the request to Parliament House and waited for a response.
> Soon the word arrived. Howard and Costello would be delighted to visit the
> priest.
>
> As they went to the hospital, Costello commented to Howard "I don't know
> why
> the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images."
> Howard couldn't help but agree. When they arrived at the priest's room,
> the
> priest took Howard's hand in his right hand and Costello's hand in his
> left.
> There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
>
> Finally Howard spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen,
> why
> did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
>
> The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
> after
> our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
>
> "Amen" said Howard.
> "Amen" said Costello
>
> The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would
> like
> to do the same."
theboopy
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


What do have you got when you have 25 Politicians up to their neck in sand?


Not enough sand.............

Lockie
RachelleBuck
That is funny and so TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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