This just had to be posted, sent to me, I'm no good with funnies.The sign in the office window said; "Help wanted - Must be a good typist and
be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an
Equal Opportunity Employer.
A short time later a lovely Koolie dog trotted up to the window, saw
the sign and went inside. She looked at the receptionist and wagged her
tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air.
The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the
least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so he
led her into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at
the manager expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly
type a perfect business letter. She took out the page and trotted over to
the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm
sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a
computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
demonstrate her expertise with various programs, produced a sample
spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that you
are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're a
dog -- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed her paw
at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the damned sign says. But
the sign also says you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Meow."
