A man is playing golf and slices the ball into the scrub. In doing so he hits a Lepracorn in the head knocking heim out.

When the Lepracorn comes too the man says "I am so sorry Are you OK?"

The Lepracorn sais "Well youve got me. You can have your three wishes."

The man sais "No I dont want wishes I'm just glad you are OK" and continues with his game.

The Lepracorn thinks and says to himself "Well you are getting 3 wishes any way. No what dose a man wish for. 1. A good golf game, 2. endless money and what else? Ah yes a great sex life. Ther done!"

Six months later the Lepracorn ses the man and asks "So how is your golf game?"

"Great" the man says "never played better!"

"And how are you off for cash?"
"Its a funny thing that" the man sais "every time I put my hand in my pocket there is a new $100.00 note there"

"And how about your sex life?" the little green man askes. "Oh once or twice a week" says the man

The Lepracorn looks puzzled and says "It should be better than that."

"Oh I dont know " says the man For a Catolic Priest is a small parish its not too bad"


regards

Lockie