What have you got if you have 25 solicitors up to their neck in sand?




Not enought sand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




Three wise politicians: See no evil, hear no evil two out of three not bad!!



The difference between a blonde and a shopping trolly is that a shopping trolly has a mind of its own!


Regards

Lockie

What's the difference between a shark and a lawyer?
One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller and the other one is a fish.


Three men walk into a bar. An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian. The barman looks up and says, 'What is this? A joke?'


Grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says,'Hey, we've got a drink named after you.' The grasshopper says, 'What, Kevin?'

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has got to want to change.

Michael