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karen goldfinch
hi everyone
well the morning started sorta well ,
we all slept in grrrr oh hell,
run run, bloke to work, kids to school and then make sure I looked sorta cool,
let jaspa and minti off , go inside to cook some brew ,
well sorta stew , tie jaspa up cause one koolie at a time
let minti have her little bit of time which she thought devine ,
mm then the koolie yip
wonder what minti is up to was defineatley a yip not a yap growel or pip ,
arrrrggggggg she's rounding the ducks up and now i'm covered in sh*t

bless minti she wanted the ducks in their yard ...
there is a moral to the story ,
1, never dress to impress (a koolie)
2. never smell nice for a (a koolie)
lol better go and do some washing have a great day everyone xx

Ceejay
LOL very well put. Chuckling away to myself with the image that is in my head. Very creative piece of writing there.
karen goldfinch
yeh i guess i'd prefere it to be me covered in the duck Sh*t not the koolie with the yip lmao they are good pups just misunderstood at times......... have a great day everyone xx
royalla
now your not getting joyland fever are you that sounds like one of my days here at joylands apart from the hubby that is, i got rid of that problem almost 12mths ago lol. i liked it and i know how you feel about the sh*t with seven 6 week old pups to greet me at feed times i think all my jeans are now two toned blue above the knees and brown below and i am never sure if it's mud or sh*t lol
Bluedog
Paxy just eats the duck s*!t - she scoops it up and it's gone before I have a chance to tell her to spit it out. She does like standing up on her back legs and giving me a hug with her dirty paws though - a few shirts have worn Paxy pawprints during the last few months. It's like having a baby again - don't wear white!!lol
theboopy
I can REALLLY relate

Taking Monty to mums recently I called hip to hop in the car and he had just rolled in a fresh cow pat. He was soooo pleased with himself

Regards

Lockie
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