On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
> asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
> In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
>
> This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
> years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford
> New clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
> in a very drunken state.
> During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
> through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
> It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
> position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
> they were financially ruined.
>
> Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
> years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
> Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
> were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
> largest depositors in the bank.
>
> She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him
> for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
> savings and investments.
>
> Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
> husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he
> found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
> doing, I would have given you all my business!"
>
> That's when she shot him.
>
> You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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