A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000.00 to be used for an elaborate funeral.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that "There is absolutely nothing left from the $30,000.00."
The friend ask, "How can that be?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500.00. And of course I made a donation to the church -- that was $500.00 -- and I spent another $500.00 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500.00 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, "Four and a half carats."
