A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying,
"All of you b*astards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is
the last stop! And all of you b*astards who are getting on, get you're
a*ss in the train cause we're going down the tracks."
The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and said
"We don't use that kind of language in this house, Now I want you to go
to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with
this train.
Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We Thank you for travelling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We
hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are p!ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
direct your complaints to the fat b!tch in the kitchen."
